They Call Me MISTER PIG

We was attacked, and now we is here on this island. Met a boy named Ralph, he didn't ask me my name. He tried to make me run, but my auntie told me not to run because of my asthma. Hold on, I have to fix my specs. I've been wearing specs since I was three. And the conch I found, ever so expensive I'd have to pay pounds and pounds and pounds. My auntie would never let me blow because of my asthma. Everyone showed up, all because of the conch. Did he really think that was funny?  I told him, I told him, I shouldnt've. Why did he do that? They used to call me that! "Rather Piggy than fatty" he says. He just doesn't know. Now everyine is going to call me Piggy. I don't even want to collect names. I was on the island before Jack?! I just don't know, why he did that. Ya could've asked me my name, and not Piggy.